What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....