Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...