What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...