Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...