St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.