The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.