Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...