Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...