What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...