Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...