Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...