Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
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Murphy’s work laws
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Everybody’s doing it
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The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
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How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
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The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.