Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...