The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...