The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Blondes change a lightbulb
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Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...