The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!