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50 Ways to Appreciate Life
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Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Another Castration
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Amazing talking cow
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In West Kerry
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They’re boasting about race records
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Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
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Slow golfers are ahead of us
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