Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...