Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...