Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...