What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.