Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...