More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.