The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.