A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
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Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...