Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...