There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
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Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
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Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...