Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...