A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
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A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
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There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
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What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
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Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...