Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...