Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...