Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...