Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...