Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...