Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...