Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...