Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...