Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
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Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
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Actual product instructions.
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Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...