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Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
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One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
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