Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...