Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!