yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...