Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...