Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...