Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.