Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Snowboarding lesson
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Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Why I Fired My Secretary
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Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...