Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...