How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....