Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...