Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...